Brought to the sea an 18-year-old nerd for anal sex in the first person

Friends began to laugh when they found out that our hero brought with him to the sea one of their common, familiar Botanichka. And then they also called the fool a complete liar when he admitted that the shortage, supposedly, was very useful to him for anal sex in the first person. But you and I now know for sure that these are the purely truth, and therefore we will definitely not laugh at the guy.